Who?

Yeah. University is being pretty alright right about now. I have the schedule from hell (though I'm sure other people have it worse), and in all honesty U of T's facilities are old, concrete, and are about as awe-inspiring as a tire in the city dump... but the rest of everything else is nice! I seem to have lucked out with my professors, more or less; most of them are nice/understandable (except for this one guy subbing for my Calc prof who speaks in the most incomprehensible European accent that has ever met my ears). Tutoring companies are running around like mad right now, trying to sucker us in, but honestly who are they kidding? The professors THEMSELVES told me to stay the fuck away, so I plan to do so. That, and one of the math tutors' supposed 'Holy Grail' of study guides was nothing more than a Kinkos'd stack of papers that were written, for the most part, in some sort of glyphic dialect of English that I could not read at all, PLUS it only covered differential calculus (you know, the stuff I did with Will over the summer?). Yeah, super lame. They throw around scare tactics shamelessly, too. Seriously, they need to get jobs.

Also, I gots mah new laptop today. It's super-smooth, and it has this pressure-sensitive button so that if you just TAP it, it ejects the disc. I've never felt so slick. Just... bip, and it slides right out! Aw, man. Soon, it'll start TALKING to me in some deranged, disjointed female voice professing her enthusiasm for my success and subsequent death.

Yeah. In other news, I seem to have lost the capacity to do anything artistic, period, at all at ALL, up to and INCLUDING writing (which makes me cry bile in sadness), so don't expect to see stuff on here soon. I have a suspicion that, in the basement of the Lash Miller Chem Labs, there's an evil black mage casting an AoE spell that stifles the ability for Life-Sci students to create anything other than new permutations of organic molecules. Evil shit. WELL, I have Holy and Firaga, so we'll see who's laughing when he feels my FIERY PURGATION. >

And yeah, Environment & Toxicology is looking increasingly appealing to me, just so ya know (it's, lyk, SOOOOOoooOOOOOooooOOO marketable! =^_^= ).

More as it develops (get it? I'm in Life Sci? Developmen... oh, fuck you guys.)